Bad College Essay Topics

Don't go overboard with your freedom though. Thereappropriately. If anything, avoid slapstick comedy.
are some essay topics you must avoid.They will only present you as someone who is
Before and Aftersuperficial and insensitive.
Talking about the changes you made is a good topic,Go for good, smart humor. The keyword is wit. That
especially if they have improved your characteris-humor coupled with intelligence. Also, good humor
greatly. Yet again, don't go overboard. You will beleaves people feeling good. There is some element of
making a grave mistake if you put unduly focus onwarmth to it.
the 'past' you.Sportscast
Comparing your current self to the person that youWhen asked to talk about current events, avoid
were before is okay. But there is no need to givetalking about the last season of the Major League
too graphic a detail about what a terrible person youBaseball. The game may have been hugely
used to be. You will only be leaving bad images toremarkable in that the teams have worked hard and
the readers and will be making a negative impressionwere met with a good match. Then again, you are
to their subconscious.presenting a rather shallow you.
WisecracksThe same thing goes when you talk about your big
This is yet another way of overdoing certaingame back in college. There is a big chance that you
techniques when writing an essay, especially in awill be talking about the same things most athletes
person's attempt to appear unique. Do not overdotalk about-the value of sportsmanship, hard work and
your attempts at being witty. Be natural. It shouldwinning. You don't what to bore your jaded
come along. So stop trying to make an essay writtenadmissions committee with such clichés.
from your dog's perspective. Really, a wisecrack isNegative Imageries
the last thing your tired admissions officers need.Avoid leaving any negative imagery as much as
Inappropriate Subjectspossible. One very bad topic you can write about is
Avoid writing about your last successful chase againstthe death of a person. The event may have left an
some hot chick. Yes, it is an engaging topic and itimportant mark in both your life and the type of
shows how persistent you can be but you areperson that you've become.
practically writing to a college. You will be painting aHowever, there is still a big chance of the whole thing
picture of you being shallow and immature. This issounding grim. You will be leaving you readers with
basically the last thing that you want to happen.negative emotions and you will have a difficulty
Slapstick Comedymaking the bright side of your personality shine
Being funny can be a great part of your personalitythrough.
and showing that side of you can be good for yourThere are plenty of college essay topics, so there
essay. But then again, don't overdo it and use itreally is no need for you to settle for the bad ones.