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How to Choose a College - Did You Choose the Wrong One?

Got an email from "Online University" Rustler jeans. It's bootleg. It's not
with the Subject: "Get a degree in as even Wrangler jeans.2 - The people.
little as a few months." Wow, with a name Ideally, you want hot chicks and guys who
like Online University, it must be good.I won't date rape you. And for you girls,
often eat at places called "Restaurant" you're going to hate the women no matter
and I shop at places called "Store" so what campus you go to, so this doesn't
why not go to an online university called matter. Just pick a place where the guys
"Online University."When potential won't date rape you or your boyfriend.3 -
employers see my resume they will pick The location. If everything else is
me! Harvard, Yale, Online equal, go to a warm location, you moron.
University!"Wow! He got his degree Why spend years freezing your ass off
online! To the top of the pile!"Much going to class when you can be warm? When
better than Through-the-Mail University you visit the campus, imagine it's
or February and you've passed out outdoors.
I-saw-it-on-TV-at-3-in-the-morning-Univer When you wake up, is your face
sity. I want to go to Online University frostbitten and covered in snow? Or is
because the girls are hot. Especially the your face warm from that beautiful yellow
girls from Omnicron Sigma (Online pee your buddies tinkled on you? If it's
Sorority.) They have their own webcam and both, then consider a new school.Online
everything!At Online University, I get University. Gimme a f*cking break.Here's
personal attention with a 17 to 1 student the commercial for Online
to faculty ratio in the chat rooms.And University:Slacker dude with long hair
the lounges are cool because they have and a skateboard and bloodshot eyes:
online billiards and online ping pong "Yeah, so I got a my undergrad at Online
where I can make online friends and maybe University. And with that under my belt,
meet on online girl to have online cyber I have Law Schools knocking down my door!
sex.Choose a college based on these 3 Thanks to Online University, I have so
things:1 - The name. Go to the most many choices! I can't decide! Should I go
highly regarded school you can. It's like to Law School at Ham Radio University...
wearing Prada or Nike Air Jordans. or Text Message
"Online University" is the equivalent of College?"Stooooooooooooooopid.




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