| Got an email from "Online University"
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| | Rustler jeans. It's bootleg. It's not
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| with the Subject: "Get a degree in as
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| | even Wrangler jeans.2 - The people.
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| little as a few months." Wow, with a name
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| | Ideally, you want hot chicks and guys who
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| like Online University, it must be good.I
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| | won't date rape you. And for you girls,
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| often eat at places called "Restaurant"
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| | you're going to hate the women no matter
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| and I shop at places called "Store" so
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| | what campus you go to, so this doesn't
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| why not go to an online university called
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| | matter. Just pick a place where the guys
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| "Online University."When potential
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| | won't date rape you or your boyfriend.3 -
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| employers see my resume they will pick
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| | The location. If everything else is
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| me! Harvard, Yale, Online
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| | equal, go to a warm location, you moron.
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| University!"Wow! He got his degree
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| | Why spend years freezing your ass off
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| online! To the top of the pile!"Much
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| | going to class when you can be warm? When
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| better than Through-the-Mail University
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| | you visit the campus, imagine it's
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| or
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| | February and you've passed out outdoors.
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| I-saw-it-on-TV-at-3-in-the-morning-Univer
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| | When you wake up, is your face
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| sity. I want to go to Online University
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| | frostbitten and covered in snow? Or is
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| because the girls are hot. Especially the
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| | your face warm from that beautiful yellow
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| girls from Omnicron Sigma (Online
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| | pee your buddies tinkled on you? If it's
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| Sorority.) They have their own webcam and
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| | both, then consider a new school.Online
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| everything!At Online University, I get
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| | University. Gimme a f*cking break.Here's
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| personal attention with a 17 to 1 student
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| | the commercial for Online
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| to faculty ratio in the chat rooms.And
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| | University:Slacker dude with long hair
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| the lounges are cool because they have
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| | and a skateboard and bloodshot eyes:
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| online billiards and online ping pong
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| | "Yeah, so I got a my undergrad at Online
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| where I can make online friends and maybe
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| | University. And with that under my belt,
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| meet on online girl to have online cyber
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| | I have Law Schools knocking down my door!
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| sex.Choose a college based on these 3
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| | Thanks to Online University, I have so
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| things:1 - The name. Go to the most
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| | many choices! I can't decide! Should I go
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| highly regarded school you can. It's like
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| | to Law School at Ham Radio University...
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| wearing Prada or Nike Air Jordans.
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| | or Text Message
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| "Online University" is the equivalent of
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| | College?"Stooooooooooooooopid.
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